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No-kay, Cupid

So, I joined an online dating site.

And then I fucking hated it.

Who knew the introverted unadventurous guy would quit online dating so soon? How surprising.

I messed around on the site for about three hours, filling in an endless questionnaire (which was kind of fun) and generated the above graph. It reminded me of the time that I went for a job interview at a Subway Sandwich shop, and they tried to see if I would be a good employee by asking me multiple choice questions. Just like after that interview, by the time I finished clicking an appropriate number of questions my brain went all squishy and useless.

Then I went and drew in my notebook for twenty minutes, and I felt loads better. I cannot stress how much better this simple activity made me as opposed to my digital socialising. Crazy, right? Who knew the introverted, artistic, unadventurous person would actually enjoy doing something that didn’t involve repeatedly clicking a mouse.

In my day-to-day life, it’s very unusual for me to even see a woman under 50, let alone talk to one, so it was nice to see that the wider world still contains people my own age. But the sort of online site that involves putting up a picture of you (Facebook, Google+, and dating sites) seems to totally do my head in, and part of my continued recovery is learning to avoid what does that. Still, I did get a nifty graph out of it.

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The Alternative Career Matrix

Paid?

Realistic?

Training Time?

Mortgage?

Is it a steady job?

Creative?

Fun?

Policeman

Yes

No

Two years?

Yes

Yes (always)

No

unknown

Teacher

Yes, mostly

No

One year + one year

yes

Sometimes

could be…

I hate kids

Accountant

Yes

No

5 years?

yes

Mostly

No

Audit, maybe

Bike Courier

low

no

n/a but legs need musciles

No

No

No, but would have time

Yes

Chef (including coffee guy)

Some

No

at least 3 years

No

Yes

Yes

Hell on earth

IT Guy

badly

Yes

ongoing

50/50

Suppose

No

No (microsoft)

Web Guy

badly

yes

6 months

50/50

no

kinda

kinda

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