Pete Hindle

Pictures and stuff from a guy who likes coffee.

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(Stocking) Filler

translator

I got lost on my bike today, and ended up doing a fantastically long ride by accident. So instead of writing anything useful I thought I’d share this advert with you…

It’s some sort of Russian translation device that allows Father Christmas to end up knocking boots and bumping uglies with people. Obviously, Father Christmas doesn’t need to translate “до бит” or “Могу ли я на вершине?” when in the bedroom. Also of note is the way it puts our puny iPhones to shame with its ability to instantly translate seductive murmurings. Perhaps it has a special “smooth talking” mode to help with chatting up people, although it would be terribly embarrassing if it got stuck in that mode when you are trying to hold a business meeting (“Darling, after the merger I’m going to make half your staff redundant. Because you’re so sexy!”).

If you are interested in this device, try giving those UK numbers a call. I have no connection to the object, and I wish all the best to those flogging it.

The Culture (and Appreciation) of Screaming Hand

Screaming Hand

Above is an image by illustrator Jim Phillips, called ‘Screaming Hand’. It’s one of the most famous pieces of graphic design in the skateboarding culture, a piece of marketing that would still be in use as a company icon twenty-five years later.

Such is the fame of this image that Phillips himself relates this tale of an encounter with a skateboarder who had damaged his car:

“I looked at my car, and then at him, as he picked up his skateboard. I said, “I think I can see a dent!”

He looked at me in horror, and said “Oh no! No way… You’re not gonna pin that on me!” I followed with “I think I should be able to see your license!”

He looked even more horrified. “No way man! No way you’re gonna make me pay!”

I was feeling a little cocky, and wondered if I could pull it off, when I yelled, “LISTEN!… you don’t realise who you’re dealing with! I CREATED SCREAMING HAND!!!”

I held up my left hand, making it look anguished like my famous sticker logo for Speed Wheels Santa Cruz.

From Skateboard Stickers, by Munsen and Cardwell

After this, the skater pulls out his wallet, shows his license, and vows to always buy Santa Cruz skateboards. Can you image this happening with any of the top-flight contemporary artists of the art world? Perhaps Jeff Koons (“I CREATED PUPPY!!!”) or Damien Hirst?

Screaming Hand was adopted by the skateboard culture, and still to this day has an iconic status. It’s beyond my ability to say why, but it’s popularity is undeniable. Strangely, the unpopularity of contemporary art is also undeniable, as is it’s inability to create objects beloved of those outside the subculture of art appreciation.

Contemporary art is also usually ignorant of visual culture outside of it’s own milieu, unless it is “appropriating”. Therefore, the stunning imagery of Phillips goes unnoticed, as do many other striking images from contemporary culture. Although Fine Art prides itself on a visual language, with the advent of the internets acceleration of visual culture, it has retreated to a style-less ghetto of unskilled design and tasteless tat. But, as Screaming Hand shows us, there are other cultures.

Procrastination with Pointy Ears

Star Trek – the 2009 version – turned into a large image. I used this software that did the hard work.

Not Yet…

Not Yet…, originally uploaded by Pete Hindle.

I’m still using Processing for making stuff – this is an image from one of my latest batch of sketches.

I LIVE!

I LIVE!, originally uploaded by Pete Hindle.

I’m unable to do most things at the minute, as I’m recovering from an injury to my leg. This means that I’m in bed, in Whitburn, mostly without the internet.