Dog Wacking Service
by Pete Hindle
I can’t wack my dog during the day, so I’ve hired an angry under-employed person to come over and beat the crap out of it.
I can’t wack my dog during the day, so I’ve hired an angry under-employed person to come over and beat the crap out of it.
like – i want a like button – I want my own like button a like button I wear on my arm – I want a like button that I can live in – maybe I should draw a housing complex that is in the space of something modern when viewed for google earth? maybe a like buton.
So, you are saying you like it?
I’m saying I like it.
I don’t want someone with sub par intelligence anywhere near my dog.
The dog wacking guy isn’t stupid, he just has bad handwriting… I think he was trying for dog walking originally. He is in for a surprise when the phone starts ringing.
“Hello? My dogs very naughty. Can you come round and give him a bit of a slap? Will you give him a bit of a shouting at while you’re round, or is that extra?”
Now I feel bad for saying that he is stupid. Actually, somebody that wants to walk dogs for extra cash can’t be that bad. He maybe just needs to practice his sign writing skills.
Fortunately “L”s looks more like “C”s than they do “N”s……