Intentional Misunderstanding
by Pete Hindle
Noah: “So there was this Chinese guy who had the new iPhone, and then he lost it, so he killed himself.”
Andy: “Yeah, it’s that whole ninja code of honour thing”
Me: “Wait! IPhones are made by ninjas?”
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Andy: Yeah. It’s like their bikes never getting pinched.
Kristian: It must be great to have a bike in China.
AB: If you lose your bike in China, do you have to kill yourself?