Pete Hindle

Pictures and stuff from a guy who likes coffee.

Month: June, 2008

Duffersville

duffersville

I’ve written a two-page long description of a street in my hometown. Here is the start:

In summer, the street becomes a long, dusty trial of your patience. Wide and loud with traffic at one end, narrow and stuffed with closed shops at the other, it’s middle section goes on for the longest period with nothing interesting to say about it. But this is the street that feels the most like the experience of the town.

If you want to read the rest of it, click here to download the text. The image above can be downloaded from Flickr, and was generated using a website that… I can’t remember. If you know what that site is, can you let me know? Thanks!

My take on Mashed08

Note: I wrote this with a giant stinking cold, and I seem to have left it slightly unfinished. For better reviews of Mashed, see the links at the bottom of the post.

Where Beanbags go to Die

As promised, here is my review-cum-grizzle at Mashed08. This is prompted by the excellent Guardian piece here which you should go and read, as it’s not at all as self-interested as what I’m about to write.

Firstly, I don’t live in London. Perhaps the only reason I was interested in going to Mashed was the fact that I could get there for free, via one of the buses that they put on. However, the bus was an epic endurance ride that managed to brake myself, Brian and Alistair for the duration of the weekend, turning us into shallow stumbling wrecks.

The point of the weekend was to actually make something cool with technology, and while I was unable to do that I kind of see how it works. You see, most people who work with IT are phenomenally bright, and their salaried job only covers a small part of what they can do. Events like Mashed allow them to use their other skills to create fun things – which the BBC where hoping would be ‘fun things that have some relation to BBC products’.

There was talk that there should have been a lot more people at the event – at one point, I heard that 400 people hadn’t turned up. I don’t think this can be a fault of the event management team, as attending did involve sacrificing your weekend. Those that did turn up where fully laden with free gifts, up to and including the BBC beanbags that formed the bulk of the furniture at the event.

This makes a huge difference from art conferences that I’ve been to, where you might get a free coffee if you are lucky. Mashed not only had free coffee, but also free food all weekend, making it a world apart from any conference that I had attended before.

Perhaps that’s the rub for me; art is seen as such a peripheral activity that it receives no investment, and yet it is constantly surrounding us. There is obviously huge amounts of money in the combination of broadcasting and IT that Mashed represents, and yet it could be described as a much more selective interest.

(Brian’s short blog-post on Mashed can be seen here)

(Further update: Alistair’s post on Mashed can be seen here)

Wallpaper Scales

wallpaper scales, originally uploaded by Pete Hindle.

Cross-posted from over on my Flickr page; I’m waiting for a train in Liverpool and my knee has written to it’s MP to complain about overuse.

Mashed08 – No More Mash

Sadly, I’ve had to remove myself from the Mashed event as my knee is making it impossible for me to concentrate. I will, however, try and write my observations of it as an event tomorrow.

Mashed08 Part One: Bus

I decided to go to Mashed08 when I was stuck in my invalid bed by my dislocated knee, unable to really move, and so the offer of travelling to a far-off Alexandra Palace in London for a developer conference sounded really fun.

This morning, however, it’s a different story. It’s also a story that starts at 2am, when myself, Brian and Alistair got picked up by a specially laid-on bus. However, there was, er… just us.

Newcastle Bus People

It got even better when we pulled into Sheffield at 4:30am, by which time it was completely light owing to the solstice. Lovely views of the city, which looks like a really fun place, but there were no nerds to be seen. Again, we had the entire bus to ourselves.

Bus Crowd

Essentially, the mashed08 bus from Newcastle was an all-expenses paid lift for me and my mates down to London (but only because no-one else showed up). I’m referring to this as the “Jonathan Ross Economic Trickledown Effect”.

Not Yet…

Not Yet…, originally uploaded by Pete Hindle.

I’m still using Processing for making stuff – this is an image from one of my latest batch of sketches.

Fugging – Like Chugging, but with More Jesus

Reader, I was fugged.

I was walking back through town when I felt somebody touch my arm. I turned, and saw a lady in her early thirties, not unattractive, who started by saying “Excuse me.” A polite greeting, which was appropriate as I didn’t know who she was. Perhaps she thought she knew me, or maybe I’d dropped something and she was going to tell me.

“I couldn’t help notice that you had a limp” she continued. At this point my expression must have hardened. I expected to be offered a lucky glass bead for a pound, but it was what she said next that really surprised me.

“I’m a Christian, and I would like your permission to pray for you.”

I could have said a lot of stuff. It would have been the nicest thing to say “why, thanks”, and move on, but that’s not really what I was thinking. It would have been Quakerly of me to say “you should do what you think you need to do”, and then move on. But I dislike being singled out because I’m different from the herd. I don’t like being the object of misplaced charity. And I don’t want to think about how many times this had done this to other, more vulnerable people.

So I looked this woman in the eye, and drawled the world “no” in a manner left no doubt that I thought very poorly of her, turned, and left.

Inside I was furious. I’d been trapped into a position that I would never want to be; I either ratified her choice of faith or had to act like an asshole. And there was nothing I could do about it – it’s like a version of the question “Have you stopped beating your wife yet?“, to which there is never going to be a good answer.

The term “charity mugger“, or “chugger” came into being to describe those people who stand on street corners and used people’s guilty conscience to goad them into signing direct debits to charity. I’m coining the word fugger to describe somebody forcing you to acquiesce to their faith – and although next time I’m going to try to be more considerate to their beliefs, heaven help them if they think they’ll get off as lightly.

Things that are in my bed

Books

Books in Bed

  • Most of Saturday’s Guardian (Family, Travel, Review, Work sections unread, News, Magazine, Money, Guide sections read)
  • A-N magazine for April (which I only found out after reading for a bit)
  • A-N magazine collection ‘Production Lines
  • A copy of “To Kill a Mockingbird”, by Harper Lee
  • An unread copy of “Why Do Buses Come in Threes?”, by Rob Eastaway and Jeremy Wyndham
  • A copy of the novelisation of Howard the Duck (which is really good, actually)
  • Unix for Mac OS X Tiger, by Dave Taylor
  • Visualizing Data, by Ben Fry
  • Processing, by Ira Greenberg
  • Make Magazine issue 14

Technology

  • The fleece case for a nokia N800
  • An ipod shuffle with cable
  • A usb to usb-mini cable
  • My mobile phone
  • A watch I got for free from Marks and Spencer
  • The power unit for one of my hard-drives (12 volt 2 amp output, it says here)
  • An extra copy of a Zelda game that ordered when Amazon went a bit weird on me
  • Laptop of great annoyance and it’s now requisite extra keyboard. Bah.
  • A TV remote

Miscellaneous

  • One of Elizabeth’s notebooks
  • One of my notebooks
  • Various letters and A4 pieces of paper that have been sent to me by doctors and Waygood.
  • Some ibuprofen
  • My bag, the mysterious Zook (full report coming this week!)
  • A box of sultanas
  • A laminating pocket in it’s pre-laminated phase
  • A gel pack for applying cold/heat to my knee

Rubbish

  • A double-decker wrapper
  • The inside of a box of Marks and Spencer Dutch biscuits
  • Various envelopes and mailing packets


Clothes

  • A v-neck jumper in royal blue
  • A pair of jeans
  • The detachable trouser legs from the shorts that I’m wearing

Total Bummr: My Kyboar is Brokn.

How annoying woul it b if you ouln’t writ proprly?

Th answr, as I’m fining out, is ‘vry’. For som rason, a row of kys on my laptop has just stopp working. I’v alraly tri to tak it apart an put it bak togthr again, with th hlp of my goo frin Brian ggr, but to no avail. My prvious flowing txt, whih I was so prou of, is now lik th mok-yslxia of Basul or an Irvin Wlsh haratr, an ras lik th ant of a man punh in th mouth.

This oms at a rally ba tim for m; whil I’m stuk at hom, prtty muh unabl to gt aroun apart from th oasionally hobbl, I hav ha to turn own th han to work in an xhibition at th Balti. I was to b pai tn pouns an hour to typ sribptiv txt about th popl who am into th gallry, but my blast lg mant that it was just too painful to sit in on spot. Not only that, but whr as a month ago I was rgularly travlling thirty mils a ay unr my own stam (not on publi transport or by ar) I am now barly abl to mak my way vry far at all.

I’ll upat th st on I know what I shoul o nxt. For now, this has bn an xpnsiv friay th thirtns.

Drawing a Circle (with Processing)

See that, above? That’s something I’ve wanted to do for years.

If you understand Processing, the programming language that pretty much foremost amongst the art/coding subset, you usually have a pretty good grasp of mathematics. Personally, despite my grade B at GCSE, I’m pretty shakey. That’s why it took me at least two years to be able to draw a bunch of dots in a circle, using Processing.

I am happy I’ve done it though; it means that I’m no longer banging my head against it as a problem that is beyond me. One more thing I can cross of my list of things that I want to do with Processing.

I’ve written in more depth about the mathematics behind the program, and posted a video of it in action, at my vimeo page. If you’d like to find out about what it’s about, read that. I’ve also uploaded the source code and the program itself as a stand-alone application for Windows, OS X and Linux, and you can download that below.

draw_a_circle2 (source files and apps)

UPDATE: The Vimeo page seems to have completely failed me (again) and so I’ve put a version up on Flickr using their new video function. If it doesn’t embed in the RSS feed, check out my photo page over there.